THOR: RAGNAROK; HELA ,THE PERFECT SUPERVILLAINESS???
Temie: enough, hold it..…With the release of the new thor:
ragnarok trailer, we’ve all seen some amazing mouth opening surprises , which
includes hela doing the impossible
Comixall: yeah, by lifting the supposedly unliftable(I have to use that wrong English) mjolnir by stopping it with one hand… like a butterfly
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| unhmmm....im impressed |
Temie: and also …..Shattering it
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| um..what the f... |
Comixall: and then Thor goes “bye bye mjolnir”
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| NOOOOO.... MY MJOLNIIIIIRRRRRRR |
Temie: oh Ghaad, that was so…..what can I say…SHOCKING
Comixall: by the way , who is that pretty blonde woman?
Temie: comixall, that
woman aint no blonde, and ‘pretty”? Im not sure, I believe the right
word is “terrifying” …and by the way that’s HELA.
Comixall: Oh…by the way I still think she is blonde
Temie: whatever, Marvel movies have always been criticized
by DC fanboys and all for always having a weak villain
Comixall: unhmmm…now that I think of it.. Loki was as weak
as f*…
Temie: comixall, no curse words please.
Comixall: uck… ok ..just look at what Hulk did to him in the
avengers
…I mean look at doomsday as a comparism
Temie: well ,all that
is about to end with the introduction of hela as a villainess.
Comixall: who actually is Hela????????????????????
Temie: well she is the asgardian goddess of death, and a
super villainess, the ruler of hel..to save time , for further introductions
and her full profile visit the link below
comixall: oh, being the ruler of her realm hel, now I get
where her name ‘hela’ came from.
Temie: with amazing abilities and mystic powers such as
Superhuman strength, stamina, and durability
Black magic
Telepathy
Life expansion
Reincarnation
Teleportation
Deadly touch (Hand of Glory)___(this explains how she destroyed the mjolnir)
High level mystical powers
Black magic
Telepathy
Life expansion
Reincarnation
Teleportation
Deadly touch (Hand of Glory)___(this explains how she destroyed the mjolnir)
High level mystical powers
Comixall: can she fly too??? Im guessing that would make her
super Hela
Temie: unhmmmmm…. Not sure..but… she is a big threat to one of the most
powerful realm in the Marvel universe…Asgard
Just look at her vs asgardian warriors
Comixall: what the… are those horns????Who does she think
she is..Maleficent??She looks like a reindeer
Temie: well that’s
hella in her full glory and she actually looks much more cooler and terrifying
in the comics
Comixall: wow.. what a nice shape she’s got there…compared
to this
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| oh my pretty finger nails |
…….reindeer
Temie: this is major breakthrough for MCU , this is one of the comic characters we
never expected to be seen on the big Screen so soon
Comixall: you calling the introduction of an hybrid reindeer
a success.
Temie: Hela seems to be the perfect villain for this movie,
thor: Ragnarok is major success…the
teaser trailer broke records of spiderman’s homecoming
Comixall: DC justice league didn’t break any..too bad
Temie: the trailer showed how there is going to be enough
humor in the movie apart from battling hela…just look at this
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| HE'S MY FRIEEEND, I KNOW HIM FROM WORK. |
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| mothterfu... |
Comixall: but what makes Hela so special ?... because she
held thor’s hammer ?
Temie: not just held, she shattered it, although this isn’t
the first time the mjolnir got destroyed in the comics..but it’s a first on the
Big screen..but we have no worries , because we are sure with certain plots and
twists ,the mjolnir would be back.
Comixall: so since
hela held the hammer without this happening
Does it mean she is wothy???? Because if she is not , then
the whole worthiness story is a fa
Comixall: unhmm… not really..we cant say for sure until we
watch the movie, but the worthiness stuff isn’t fake, because we have seen
several heroes who have tried lifting the hammer but couldn’t ,take for example,
captain America
in fact no character
has ever been seen to lift it in the movies except vision, who seems worthy due
to his purity I guess and origin or birth, and that was a surprise then, what
hela did now is much more shcking. The only people capable of using the hammer
was Odin the all father and thor himself, not even loki could.
Comixall: i know a guy who is worthy too
Temie: so the worthy stuff Isnt false....which guy?
Comixall: this guy...
Temie: eerrrr..whose that?
Comixall: a penguin , holding the mjolnir
Temiecomixall: that’s just
a funny cartoon picture,,, its fake
Comixall: c’mon , im sure the hulk can lift it
Temie: errrrr..
Comixall: Oh Ghad…no..this object is an abomination…iron
man?
Temie:
even Hulk couldn’t lift it
Comixall: iron man will…Tony stark is a genius remember?
Comixall:l. ok …cant someone just throw this thing into space or something..
Temie: it would come flying
right back to thor, well looking at iit from the bright side …ragnarok is going
to of course be a blockbuster… the storyline in ragnarok is going to twist and
change everything we all know about thor
Into this ......... guy
Comixall: ah ah ah ah…whats he now… a gladiator???/
Thor:
Comixall: sorry man I didn’t mean to annoy you, but I mean ,
look at you before…
And look at you now…
Temie:ok guys…. Relax, all being said ,thor: ragnarok is
gonna be a major hit and Hela is the perfect supervillainess.
Comixall: by the way, I just
found that the mjolnir cannot only summon lightning and thunder
but can also charge cell phones.....
Temie: just shut up comixall, ok guys…. Tell us what you think …don’t
forget to use the comment box and share this post
Comixall: but looking at the
bright side , at least thor gat a chance to be at the middle of two hot ladies
in a magazine’s front page
Temie: COMIXAAAAAAAALLLLL f* YOU
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