FACTS OVER FANBOYS: 10 REASONS WHY HULK CAN'T DEFEAT SUPERMAN(no.9 will convince you)

#F.O.F: REASONS WHY HULK CAN “NEVER EVER” DEFEAT SUPERMAN

Temie: Bruce Banner, Clark Kent…

Comixall: these are the Alter egos of the two great men of strength from two different universes…

Temie: the big green guy and the man of steel…we give to you all the way from MARVEL… The incredible Hulk “the god of mass”

Comixall: the green frog, who never got a kiss from a princess… but from a shield agent…

Temie: and one of DC’s finest …Superman, ‘the god of……’ I don’t know, just call him “god” or “the man of steel”  

Comixall: the solar battery guy whose major weakness is... a green rock…

Temie: so we are not gonna start another death battle thread again…

Comixall: almost over a hundred thousand have been made all over the internet and social Medias

Temie: the end result always varies… it’s always either ways, depending on the character that has the highest number of fan boys present in the thread, same thing happens to all other battle(vs) threads…”fanboys over facts”

Comixall: so for some certain unknown reasons and their undying love for the incredible Hulk, most marvel fan boys decided to ignore reasons and facts to go for…love

Temie: and just so you know, incredible or not, hulk can never ever and will never defeat superman. At least not in a death battle.

Comixall: and now instead of starting another lousy argument, we decided to go for facts and reasons…right?

Temie: right, so, we realize how hurting this might be for MARVEL fans, we love both MARVEL & DC, we are not taking sides here or being bias, but we are taking facts and reasons into consideration, and to the HULK fans....

Comixall: we know this is a lot to take in…but, take heart, embrace the truth, supes is a god, the green meenie is his bitch…

Temie: language please…

Comixall: i should watch my language? What are you now?, captain America?

Temie: we are not doing this right now….back to the article…

Comixall:  P.S, WE LOVE BOTH MARVEL & DC. THIS POST IS TOTALLY HATE FREE, P.G INTERNET WISE, THIS ARTICLE IS FOR AND ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF SOMETHING CALLED THE INTERNET, PARENTAL GUARDIANCE AND READERS DISCRETION ADVISED.

Temie: that just wasn’t necessary..

Comixall: I thought it was…That was kinda, my thing…ok…I’m out…let the facts begin

Temie: FACTS OVER FANBOYS

10 REASONS WHY HULK CAN “NEVER EVER” DEFEAT SUPERMAN

· GREEN IS NOT KRYPTONITE: Being green doesn’t mean you’re kryptonite.  so we all know the major weakness of supes,( apart from magic, which is somehow no longer a weakness in some story arc and to a certain version of superman), the green rock from space, green kryptonite; exposure to green kryptonite is known to nullify supes (and other kryptonians) powers and abilities, and make him incredibly weak and helpless, we came across some ridiculous “vs” video of  ‘MARVEL VS DC’ with a “superman vs hulk” fight scene on youtube, for some certain unknown reasons, the marvel fanboy video blogger thought because The Hulk is Green, contact with Supes will  do nothing less than weaken supes like a normal green glowing krypt would. We understand that the video might be a parody video but did I mention hulk’s fist was also glowing like an actual krypt?it was,really? Who do you think Hulk is now?, Iron fist??, more like glowing green???? No guys, It just doesn’t work that way. Apart from brute strength, the Hulk has nothing else to use against superman, and Hulk being green doesn’t mean he would weaken superman like an actual green krypt woud.
to watch the ridiculous video CLICK HERE RIDICULOUS MAVEL VS DC VIDEO

· IMMEASURABLE STRENGTH VS LIMITLESS STRENGTH: Judging by the fact that the hulk’s strength level is not definite; as he gets angrier so does his strength increases , something that can be put to sound  more like a physics theory “the higher his rage the higher his strength”, therefore making us all to conclude that you never know the end of hulk’s rage, therefore his strength is immeasurable or not definite, yeah, and that’s a very fancy idea, but immeasurable is completely useless near limitless, superman is one of the characters whose limit cant be predicted, it varies a lot, his major weakness is his writer, he is always as strong as the story arc requires him to be, take this for example, One time he could drag an entire solar system on his back with a chain (I don’t know how that was possible, but we all know it happened, don’t ask me how/why?)  (in space) and another time, he had defeating Batman,someone he should be able to murder in the blink of an eye. its all bad writing. so this is what brings about the idea that supes is just a character with no certain limits but required limits and this was the exact reason why MARVEL fans concluded that superman is just one overrated comic icon. Even if Hulk get’s angrier and in return gets stronger superman can always just fly right into the sun to get super charged again, with the availability of the Earth’s yellow sun, Supes has more than enough resources to survive and defeat Hulk in a death battle. 

· INTELLIGENCE VS SMASHING: they say “knowledge is power, batman” is an example, he may be human, but his strategies and wise thinking have given him upper hand and survival against far more powerful opponents, an over-sized powerful green dummy who knows nothing more than “smashing” is not gonna end up killing a powerful man in his right senses like superman, intelligence is a key factor of superman winning this battle. A strategy would be at play and a hulk would be at bay.

· SPEED: A battle between Hulk and Superman, death battle or friendly battle, name it, whatever battle, definitely cannot go either ways when there is obviously the opponent with more and better advantages leading to greater chances of winning. We do not need further explanations and unnecessary proves, we all know the man of steel is faster than the god of mass, supposedly 10 times faster than the speed of light and competes with the flash in speed. Having a speed advantage is more like having an upper hand, this could even make it much more difficult for Hulk to have a valid offensive attack against superman. Plus superman wouldn’t just stay around and watch Hulk smash him.

· DURABILITY: we know both characters are extremely durable,  they can take more than enough damage and still survive, but if supes could take, survive(died once though but came back to life again) and adapt to doomsday’s punishment and the likes of darkseid, solomon grundy and some other super villains and super heroes far more powerful than the Hulk, he definitely can survive Hulk, they both can take each others  punishment, considering other factors, Hulk smashing and punching superman isn't gonna kill the man of steel when he has been seen to survive much more nuclear and cosmic damage. They both have high stamina, and fatigue isn't sure to set in anytime soon.

· FLIGHT: This is a very big advantage supes have over the big guy, Hulk might leap so high once rumored to even jump into orbit but superman can fly… really fast. If superman was to battle the hulk in a death battle, even if superman couldn’t over power, defeat or make the Hulk to stand down, he could easily fly the Hulk into space, or possibly into the sun(Hulk definitely cannot survive in the sun), we know some might think this sounds stupid, but an actual death battle really have to not only take what would happen into consideration but also what could happen.

· WORLD BREAKER HULK VS SUPERMAN PRIME:  this is no doubt the battle of gods, these versions are the strongest versions of both characters not really the strongest version of superman though, in canon that would be cosmic armored superman A.K.A thought robot. which is obviously no doubt far more much more powerful and way out of the Hulk’s league,although it isnt really clark kent so we will use superman prime in this situation, we all know superman prime, I believe we do world breaker hulk too. World breaker hulk was as a result of the destruction of his home planet, hulk got so mad (the angriest he has ever gotten) that he became the WORLD BREAKER HULK(WBH) the WBH possesses great  indefinite strength and capable of great feats like destruction of the eastern part of a state in a single step but you’ve also heard of superman prime: one million right? The superman who spent 15,000 years in the Earth’s sun  increasing his abilities to unknown but presumably immeasurable levels--he is known to dwarf the might of even the massively powerful Kal Kent, who is himself more powerful than the gravitational pull of a collapsing star, this is the strongest version of kal el/clark kent himself, we all know their stories so we would skip the origin part. The question is can  a WBH  defeat a SMP?. The answer is no, the WBH might be a really big deal, but SMP is just not on his level, with really strong and much more powerful feats. Plus the overrated silver age superman is just gonna worsen everything for hulk, let’s not even go  there.

· BEING BIGGER DOESNT MEAN YOU ARE STRONGER:  the hulk is strong, yes, sure, but that doesn't mean he Is far more stronger than superman, both have unknown limits, hulk managed to lift surtur once which is twice the size of earth, which is  one of his biggest feats, and these also includes clashing with a red she hulk and standing toe - to - toe  with sentry, characters that are not as strong in ton lifting as superman.superman manged to bench press the earth for five days without exposure to solar radiation using reserve stored energy and he wasn’t done yet, the machine gave up, he even managed to hold a miniature black hole once. Shows more strength, durability and endurance feats

· HEALING FACTOR VS INDISTRUCTIBLE: To summarize this,we all know Hulk have a very rapid healing factor, faster than that of even wolverine and deadpool, but Superman on the other hand is  indestructible, allowing his survival for 80,000 years now, he never gets hurt except when there is a green kryptonite in use, magical objects or fighting strong foes like doomsday, anytime supes  gets hurt  he heals almost instantly. Hulk being able to get hurt makes him vulnerable, nothing proves  that if he’s head is pulled off,its gonna grow back. We know hulk is not just gonna sit and watch his head being pulled up, but anything is possible. The battle might seem like an endless battle with one healing rapidly after being hurt and the other opponent not being hurt. Hulk can deliver all his punishments as he wants but will that  be enough to defeat the indestructible man of steel? No, Hulk’s brute strength couldn’t destroy Captain America’s Vibranium shield, Couldn’t totally destroy Iron man’s Hulk buster, its not gonna destroy a man who’s skin is a million times tougher than that of Luke cage or the stone body of the thing combined. If the Hulk buster could go toe to toe with Hulk(although at his normal base strength), superman is more than ‘strong enough’ to pull hulk’s head off from his body.

· Its not just possible, the man of steel has defeated and survived foes more powerful than the god of mass, surviving and defeating a battle with the Hulk is not gonna be an exception. Their strengths may both be indefinite but superman is just faster, stronger, tougher and much more durable(you may want to check their feats) . The Hulk might be a bad ass strong, tough and powerful character, one of  MARVEL's strongest characters possibly, but that doesn't mean he can defeat superman, a better worthy opponent would be Sentry.


we know that even after reading this some will not agree with the facts. so tell us what you think, where you think we are wrong(which we are not), and other facts better than this to prove otherwise or to support the fact.
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