INFINITY WAR HUMOUR REVIEW: 10 THINGS YOU DIDNT NOTICE IN THE TRAILER

INFINITY WAR HUMOUR REVIEW:  10 THINGS YOU  DIDN'T NOTICE IN THE TRAILER

 

Temie: It all started few months ago, when Marvel Studios promised the fans the first peek at the Avenger’s Infinity way trailer but then they gave us the Guardian of the galaxy 2 trailer

Comixall: just like baby groot, you ask for a metal plate, he gets you a doll

Temie: like that wasn’t enough they promised again, and failed.

Comixall: and again, and again, again and again…people began to feel betrayed, but me? I felt stupid. thought I didn't know how to read my calendar

Temie: finally, another official release date was rumored, December 4^th

Comixall: some bright fanboys called it a Christmas gift, at least that’s what it could have been

Temie: Until few days ago, when the Russo brothers shared a green human like number….3

Comixall: what the f*…”Human like” ??? dude…you sound like a moron

Temie: I do?, oh yeah sure, that didn’t come out right…anyway, most fans misunderstood the figure and concluded that it was a hint that represents third of December(meaning promised release date being reversed a day), it was kinda great,the date getting closer, people getting more anxious and curious, but it was closer than we thought…it was actually a ‘3 days countdown’ to the trailer’s actual release date. A big surprise.

Comixall: and you know what? That’s why they say,don’t just make assumptions, never be too judgmental, but what? You never listened. Thanks to the Russo brothers, now you’ve learnt a little.

Temie: after the release of the trailer, it became the most watched video in 24hours on YouTube, hitting over 47 million Views and in 6 days it hit 86million views…

Comixall: and 51k dislikes, some people have been asking the rhetorical question,”was it worth the wait?”

Temie: we hope the movie is as good as the trailer, the best trailer in 2017 so far. We asked a question a long time ago, “will infinity war trailer be better than Justice league trailer?”, judging by the views, the likes and the trends plus our whatsapp platform votes, yes it is, it overtook JL and is now ranked as comixall’s best trailer in 2017 so far.

Comixall: P.S, THIS POST IS TOTALLY HATE FREE, P.G INTERNET WISE, THIS ARTICLE IS FOR AND ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF SOMETHING CALLED THE INTERNET, PARENTAL GUARDIANCE AND READERS DISCRETION ADVISED.

10 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T NOTICE FROM INFINITY WAR TRAILER

1. Human Vision:

  This was not really expected, we saw vision in a human form, skin and flesh. Some fans puts forth a theory that after the stone was removed from his forehead, the avengers were somehow able to save vision and bring him back to life,but in a human form. There is no certain explanation for this transformation or why it happened, but something that seems certain is that his human form could not be an ‘after-Thanos-retrieved- the- stone’ version. As a golden gem light stuff could still be seen in his forehead, humans don’t have a glowing forehead. No matter the story behind this transformation, it only explains one thing, its a plot to get Scarlet witch and vision together as couples, real couples and not the ‘witch-robot’ relationship they had in civil war.

2. Thanos hits like a girl: 

 comixall:

This, according to some, is a disappointment. As we see the all mighty and powerful darkseid’s MARVEL version; Thanos,The mad titan, hit Iron man like a...
comixall: pussy...
 Temie:...weak villain. Everybody expected much more brutal force,more power from a ‘god-like’ being like Thanos.
 comixall: we mean, did you guys even watch 'Man of Steel', the Zod vs Kal EL scene or the BVS' batman Vs superman Scene. If a stressed punch couldn’t do some meters lifting and serious damage to Ironman, how physically weak Is Thanos without the infinity Gaunlet?p.s he even went ‘fist-on-fist’ with a teenage spiderman...like a fan once said "Disney/Marvel needs a lesson from ZS on how to portray brutal force on the big screen." to understand what he/she meant, Watch this Video. click here- WATCH NOW 

3. Spider sense active(precognition):

 For the first time since, we see Tom Holland’s version of spiderman Spider sense active on the big screen, his spider senses from civil war to homecoming was according to directors “dormant”, although we are not pretty sure how great his spider sense relating to reaction time and speed is effective but at least we get a view of what his Spider sense’s precognition looks like.
comixall: his forearm hair raising to their peak.It really senses danger, that’s a Live action spiderman precognition confirmation. Affirmative. "my spider sense is tingling 

4. Beautiful Thanos:  

Everybody knows this, its been trending since the day the trailer was released, Thanos bleached. When JL trailer came out, MARVEL fans had ridiculed DC lovers for Bad C.G.I, stating “steppenwolf looks aweful, bad C.G.I, too much C.G.I” e.t.c. Ever since we got the infinity war view of Thanos, Dc fans have also questioned “why is Thanos…Pink?”.

Why can’t MARVEL stick too a single C.G.I?, other screen looks at Thanos right from avengers to Guardian of the galaxies, Thanos continued to look fairer, from purple to blue, to whatever this color is and then now…barbie…Pink.  

5. Changes in the Iron Spider costume:  

Just like we said, MARVEL have a very difficult time sticking to C.G.I,from Thanos skin color to the Iron spider Costume texture. We got our very first look at the iron spider costume from Homecoming, after it was offered to peter by Tony, although rejected. Its not a surprise we are seeing it again in use by peter in the infinity war trailer, we never expected less; but its sort of a little bit different from what we saw in Homecoming, few changes. The infinity war version has a much more metallic look.

 The homecoming version has darker and thicker lines. Plus the eye glasses from the homecoming version(iron spider suit) looks nothing different from his civil war suit,it was white and looked a lot like clothe. The new infinity war iron spidey costume’s glasses looked a lot more like stainless, and it can even glow blue light like the new ‘Amazing spiderman’ comics Version.

6. Justice league rip off: 

 The battle scene in wakanda, Half of the Avengers and wakanda warriors vs Thanos beasty four-armed soldiers…

Comixall: “four armed?” unhmm….that kinda sounds familiar, reminds me of something, oh I get it…ben 10

Temie: Jeez..will you just shut up and let me continue..now where was I?…oh, yeah, right…

The battle scene looks a lot much more like a rip off of the Justice League vs darkseid’s parademons led by steppenwolf scene.

That’s not all, the movie seems to share more than one similarity, like, the return of superman vs the return of captain America, themyscerians vs parademons and wakandas vs four - armed beastsies”

7. Bucky’s Surgery:

 well almost everybody noticed this, we just decided to put it up for those that didn’t notice it or probably haven’t watched the trailer, Yeah you remember our boy bucky, the winter soldier?? he lost his metallic(Vibranium) arm to iron man?..yeah, he’s got a brand new vibranium arm

8. War machine is Up: yeah so nobody is asking or talking about this but we are, remember the guy that crash landed without a parachute, almost died but had a fatal spine injury?, war machine?,

Comixall: yeah fellas, and with the help of deadpool’s gene, he’s completely healed

Temie: damn bro, just shut it, well he is right about one thing, War machine is up and active again, we don’t know how well or fit he is but he isnt missing out in the action, afterall, its an infinity war

Comixall: I hope he has a chute in that machine now?

9. Steppenwolf’s twin brother:

 could MARVEL really be copying everything from DC, down from characters to C.G.I; despite the fact that MARVEL fan boys gave steppenwolf’s life action representation a bad critic and claimed it had C.G.I, it just seemed almost unbelievable when the Infinity war trailer aired and we saw Thanos looking nothing really like steppenwolf but having the same facial make up, to make it simple, they both have long scar facial lines

Comixall: and it looks like gills,and Thanos looks like John Cena

10. pull: why does this always happen In the MCU

comixall: Jeez....this is Just f*cked up

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