SPIDERMAN:HOMECOMING; TRAILERS REVIEW: VULTURE AND FRIENDS

Comixall: MARVEL MARVEL SO MARVEEEEEEEEL-OUS!!!!
Temie: comixall….shhhhhhh…enough…

Comixall: spiderman spiderman .oh my friendly neighborhoo…

Temie: (GUNSHOT!) .. I said ENOUGH!

Comixall: OUCH!.. oh my …you shot me? Where did you get a gun???

Temie: it’s a toy gun…with rubber bullets..if it were real…you’ld be dead by now…today we gonna be talking about the marvel’s all powerful, all intelligent, marvel’s most famous, the wall crawler, the  web shooter, the agile, the acrobat, forever amaziiiiiiiingggggggg.. theeee  sss……..

Comixall: SUUUPPPERRRRRMAAAANNNN!!…yeahhhhh!!

Temie: WTF…does all those qualities make any reference to the man of steel?

Comixall: who’s the “man of STEAL?”

Temie:    we gonna be talking about SPIDERMAN

Comixall: yay!!! Spiderman spiderman he can do what a spider can…

Temie: unhm.. that’s deadpool ….

Comixall: you kidding me right?

Temie: this is spiderman

Comixall: I don’t get it…whats the difference

Temie: and we are going to be talking about his new solo movie debuting  on the 7^th  of July 2017, spiderman: Homecoming

with Tom Holland playing the role of the web shooter.

Comixall: HOMECOMING?.....

Temie: the two trailers have revealed to us that there are gonna be some new stuffs on the big screen like introducing vulture as the main villain…

Comixall: you mean this spiderman is gonna be fighting some scavenging  bald bird of prey?

Temie: no! vulture

 is a supervillain (created by stan lee and steve ditko) who has been one of spidey’s arc nemesis right from the beginning of spiderman’s comics in the early 60’s, he first appeared in the very second issue of spidey’s comics, the amazing Spiderman #2(may 1963)

, vulture is a cunning villain and a genius electrical engineer who uses high techs weapons to cause havoc and scheme criminal plots and do other bad stuffs villains do

vulture from the comics

vulture from homecoming

,played by michael keaton

…for full profile of vulture click this link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulture_%28Marvel_Comics%29
with the likes of doctor octopus

Comixall: Doc. What?! octopus???

Wait... you mean this spidey guy does not only fights birds but sea foods too??

Temie: the other Spiderman movie franchise have introduced some of  spidey’s  old arc nemesis like  the goblin, Doc. Octopus ,venom, the sandman, even the lizard(the scientist), but this is vulture’s first appearance on the big screen and oh there would be tinkerer too

Comixall: an octopus that is a doctor

, a lizard that is a scientist,

 and a vulture that is an engineer

…oh lawd..spidey’s gat some really weird villains and the weirdest part is our hero is just a  little spider.. I mean stan lee could have just gathered this guys and  put’em in a show and titled it “ LEAGUE OF ANIMALS”

Temie:  these people are not literal animals. There are also gonna be some sub villains from the comics who also uses high tech weapons.. Like the shocker

, portrayed by Bookem Woodbine and tinkerer

who also designs and creates some bad ass high tech weapons

portrayed by michael chernus

and a group of armed robbers who somehow thinks they are the avengers

. Vulture was the second villain Spiderman ever encountered in his comics, after his very first enemy, chameleon

Comixall: chameleon? Marvel universe is starting to look like a zoo to me

Temie: unhm …and homecoming would not have much reference to the other Spiderman movies, we are gonna be seeing new stuffs, new stories, new characters, almost like the movie is trying to catch up with the old comics, unlike the other franchises; there would no harry Osborn as spidey’s rich friend but instead a fat goofy asian named Ned Leeds

Comixall: and he looks like a rip off of ganke from Miles Morales’ amazing Spiderman issues

Temie: and of course there will be no Oscorp or Norman Osborn or goblins and no Gwen Stacy as his girlfriend

Comixall: what?! A Spiderman without a harry Osborn or a Gwen Stacy???

Temie: unhm,, yeah, tom Holland’s version of spidey is a very young inexperienced teenager who’s age ranges from 14-15 who has no major experience and  probably often got his ass whooped by the flying monster guy VULTURE,

 so instead he gets his on and off girlfriend betty Brant

(who in other grown up version of spidey’s comics later married co-worker at daily bugle Ned Leeds),and also michelle played by Zendaya

  and  his high school crush Liz Allan played by Laura Harrier

.,

Comixall: ...the beautiful daughter of the scarlet speedster Barry Allan, the flash.

Temie: what?! WTF…Jeez.. No!by the way..its Barry Allen.

.And homecoming would have iron man as little spidey’s mentor

 plus no more  old aunt may(s)

but instead we have a super hot milf aunt may

evolution of the aunt maysss

..And oh..i did mention tinkerer earlier also, tinkerer is also an old enemy of Spiderman, he is an old genius who...

Comixall: dont talk about it,so spiderman gets to fight poor old people too now, great

Temie: and we would like to know what exactly has happened to tom holland’s version of spidey’s spider sense, being a 14years old kid doesn’t change abilities of spidey but it seems different from this version , are his powers limited? Obviously yes,  Judging from what we saw in C.A3 (Civil War), his spider sense and his reaction time with his supposedly incredible reflexes were not fast enough to avoid Falcon’s little tech thingny, I mean this is a guy that literally dodges automatic rapid fires and smart bullets in comics..

Comixall: and he couldn’t avoid Ned Leeds therefore exposing his identity

, we all saw 2002 Spiderman that guy was awesome, although there was a little flaw in his strength but his spider sense wasn’t as dumb as this.

Temie: yeah, but homecoming made an improvement in his strength, I mean… just look at this

Comixall: I tell you Marvel is confused, so this guy held a sliced ship together with his webbings and had trouble lifting a cargo container in civil war

Temie:  lastly we are going to review his ironman made costume (from civil war)

and his home made costume

Comixall: wtf, nigga looks like some African traditional masquerade, looking at those goggles alone gives me the tickle …hahahahahahahah…one thing I like about spidey , this guy is so awesome and bold he doesn’t put on armors, like that big green guy from Ragnarok , and that black cat from civil war.. aint mentioning names

Temie: the iron spider suits isn’t as it looks in the comics, its more like an elastic suit that can expand and… , what’s that word again..Retract? Whatever, all I mean is it can get loosened and tightened into a body hug just by pressing the spider symbol on his chest

, and unlike the comics, he doesn’t wear it underneath his regular mufti anymore.

Comixall: thought you were educated, its contract

Temie:  I thought contract was, you know, to be awarded a contract..

Comixall: just stop it, this doesn’t suit you, acting funny and all that, I’m supposed to be the funny guy, kindly go on with your talkative and detailed explanations, tell us about captain America’s cameo on a TV

Temie: what ever, this new costume has few varieties of abilities that we know of, includes an underarm glider made of web net

, just like his old costume from the 60’s and whatever this
 thing is…

 a  spy drone maybe

Comixall: so iron man took back his suit for some certain personal best reason to make parker realize that he is still spidey without his suit as peter clearly states “I am nothing without the suit”  tony stark who seems to be like an upcoming stepdad said “ if you are nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it”

 and iron man  once again left peter with no choice but to put on the masquerade dress and continue with his traditional parade once again….

And he even flew a plane through N.Y CITY like he was riding a chariot

temie: the release date still remains july 7th 2017

And we hope spiderman homecoming movie is as interesting as the trailers, some movies really broke my heart compared to their trailers, like B.V.S

Temie: c’mon man, stop mentioning names, we don’t wanna get this blog filled with rampaging fan boys

Comixall: what?!... I didn’t mention names, B.V.S is a low budget movie I watched last year its real title is “BE VERY SERIOUS”

Temie: oh really? Whats it all about

Comixall: it was about a very black bat , a blue handsome alien, and their mom, a super hot prostitute all fighting a very huge tree like monster

Temie:(facepalm)

Temie: that’s it for now, sorry guys we know we left out some important stuffs from the trailers but you can always help us to post it using the comment box below

Comixall: I think I know what you doing

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